Humour

Wally, lemon, plank: 15 truly underrated insults

INSULTING people is too complicated these days, what with irritating epithets such as 'cockwomble'. Here are some old classics:

This Newsmax presenter’s furious rant after a guest criticised...

It’s rare (never) that that our TV picks of the day include American right-wing news outlet Newsmax, but in this case we’ll make an...

Weed dealers allowed to sell in ounces again

BRITAIN’S hard-working cannabis dealers are to be allowed to sell in eighths and quarter-pounds again as a Brexit benefit.

This woman posing with wings wasn’t the only influencer...

The Influencers in the wild account shares footage of the many posers who walk amongst us, doing odd things in public for likes. No,...

‘Moths are idiots’ scientists confirm

David Rogers, professor of futile entomology at Anthea Turner College Cambridge today published the results of his exhaustive seventeen...

Every once good thing now ruined by fans of that thing

EVERY positive addition to the cultural canon has now been irreparably destroyed by its own fans, a new study has found.

This model’s takedown of a photographer who told her to...

The video of this model’s response to a photographer who told her to lose weight had the entire internet cheering. The clip of the...

Whoever wrote this ambiguous poster text didn’t think it...

Whoever designed this poster should have taken a step back and read it through a couple of times. When u/yoyome85 posted it to r/crappydesign,...

Five friends your child will bring home from school, and...

HAS your child just started a new school? Here are five types of friends they’ll inevitably bring home that you’ll have to tolerate.

People have been describing their sex life using film titles...

Over on the r/AskReddit forum, someone named u/bebbsgsns posed this question to Redditors. ‘If you could describe your sex life using...

How to keep a cat off a counter – with comedy side-effects

Over on TikTok, a cat owner named Georgie – @georgie_renee – has shared what happened when she tried out a hack for stopping cats...

Imports of red tape cut by increased border bureaucracy

Finally fulfilling a promise made during Brexit and subsequent election campaigns, the amount of red tape in the UK has fallen by...

Boris Johnson is making imperial measures official again...

According to reports, Boris Johnson will be throwing a dead cat bone to the anti-metric lobby, with a return to Britain’s former official...

The government’s been mocked for requiring more ‘Britishness’...

The government is planning to introduce new rules to ensure that broadcasters create sufficient shows that showcase ‘Britishness’....

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