Humour

Build back bollocks: Six other alliterative slogans the...

A BORED Boris Johnson told Britain to ‘build back beaver’ and ‘build back burger’ for shits and giggles yesterday. What else could...

Topical jokes: Keir Starmer, Boris Johnson and Gavin Williamson

September's topical jokes. The post Topical jokes: Keir Starmer, Boris Johnson and Gavin Williamson appeared first on Newsfox - UK...

Morning ‘quiet time’, and four other ways of telling if...

THERE were times in primary school when your teacher was clearly suffering the after-effects of a rough night - you were just too...

‘We will still f**k’ promise unvaccinated Strictly dancers

THE professional dancers on Strictly who have refused Covid vaccines have reassured the nation that they will still f**k their celebrity...

Country Britain dumped the EU for not interested

THE USA, the country that Britain ended its relationship with the EU to get an amazing trade deal with, is no longer into the idea.

Five things that should no way be that bloody expensive

INFLATION is skyrocketing, which is bad news for those household items that are guttingly expensive. Which are you digging deep for?

Scientists find straight men’s standards ‘even lower than...

THE standards of heterosexual men when choosing a partner are much lower than previously feared, scientists have confirmed.

Cabinet reshuffle is ‘top trolling’

The disbelief provoked by the recent reshuffle, is said to be evidence that this was a clear attempt to spark outrage and give Twitter...

These 13 hilarious scammer shutdowns are a supremely satisfying...

There are two ways to deal with scammers – ignore them and hit delete, or take a bit of them to give them exactly the response they...

That still only counts as one! (Lord of the Rings)

Counts GIF,Gimli GIF,John Rhys-Davies GIF,Lord of the Rings GIF,LotR GIF,One GIF,Return of the King GIF,RotK GIF. Discover & share...

This archer’s takedown of a mansplainer was an absolute...

Late contender for takedown – and indeed, mansplainer – of the week comes this, shared by scarecroe over on Reddit. It’s an exchange...

‘You never know who’s going to scam you!’

This message from a dad sounds oddly like a scammer and made people laugh over on Reddit where it was shared by @shrekasss who said:...

This advice for a house with no number went viral and it’s...

Here’s a salutary lesson for anyone who lives in house without a number. You never know, you might do one day. It’s a doorbell video...

Leaded petrol, ditching seatbelts and the old money: the...

THE return of imperial measurements is just the start of our glorious post-Brexit bonuses. Here’s what else we can look forward to.

Foreign holidays cleared for total f**kers

TOTAL f**king bastards who sat and watched everyone else try to enjoy themselves on British holidays have been cleared to go abroad.

People are sharing the small things that scream ‘I’m rich’...

Some people’s way of indicating they are very rich can be rather in your face – like bringing a briefcase full of money round your...

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